Funny Latin phrases

Furnulum pani nolo - I don't want a toaster

Nonne de novo eboraco venis? - You're from New York, aren't you?

Nonne macescis? - Have you lost weight?

Quod foetet? - What's that bad smell?

Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri? - How do you get your hair to do that?

Re vera, potas bene - Say, you sure are drinking a lot

Sic friatur crustum dulce - That's the way the cookie crumbles

Subucula tua apparet - Your slip is showing

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=990303